Whole Evidence

Remember that episode of Seinfeld with the library cop? Well, this incident of an unsuspecting nibbler totally reminds me of it...
http://thecompanybitch.blogspot.com/2006/04/banned-from-whole-foods.html

I can picture Agent Doe with the spotlight on our meatball-tasting heroine, grilling for reasons before banning her from her beloved Whole Foods forever.